"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
"A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking. --Steven Wright"
"Do not question GOD, as he may say, if you are so eager for answers, then please come up."
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. --Robert Bloch"
"Due to lack of interest, tomorrow has been cancelled."
"Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who do not have to do it?"
"Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one. --E. B. White "
"All you future Google Whores might want to pay attention to what I am about to reveal. --John Chow"
"Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law."
"Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they do not generate a lot of interest. "
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman"
"A quick word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. --Woody Allen"
"Death is nature¡¯s way of saying, Your table is ready. --Robin Williams Quotes"
"Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25. Sen. --Mary Anne Tebedo"
"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. --Cher"
"hose who bring sunshine into the lives of others can not keep it from themselves."
"The less we know, the longer the explanation. --B.G"
"Experience is a terrible teacher who sends horrific bills."
"Life is just a series of trying to make up your mind. --Timothy Fuller"
"Life is a long process of getting tired. --Samuel Butler"